1) You look at your bank statement and every other line is from your FLYS or an online luxury yarn store
2) You secretly don't use your yarn from your "good stash" to knit clothes for your kids
3) Your mother in law keeps asking you about that boutique that you bought her cashmere shawl gift from last Christmas
4) You think nothing of living on coffee and feeding your kids pizza everyday until you catch the next update from your favorite-but-popular online yarn store
5) Your head and fingers itch when your best friend mentions that her daughter, who is learning how to knit, wants to knit you a scarf from a yarn she bought at Michael's
6) You feel obligated to assign a project to each of your yarns when your husband accidentally sees your stash..."present for your mom...present for your aunt Myrtle...present for your boss' wife..." You may even try to put the guilt trip on him by suggesting that he is ruining the surprise that you had in store for his tired and hard-working feet...
7) Your pooch's sweater is fuzzier than your pooch
8) Your daughter's teacher loves you for so generously donating 3 bags full of acrylic yarn for her class
9) You look at your Ravelry stash and realize that you are not sure how to pronounce half of the names of your yarn
10) Your stash is worth more than the car you bought last year
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